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Greatest obit ever!

Another great reddit find:

Frederic Arthur (Fred) Clark, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other’s courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle as a result of an automobile accident on June 18, 2006. True to Fred’s personal style, his final hours were spent joking with medical personnel while he whimpered, cussed, begged for narcotics and bargained with God to look over his wife and kids. He loved his family. His heart beat faster when his wife of 37 years Alice Rennie Clark entered the room and saddened a little when she left. His legacy was the good works performed by his sons, Frederic Arthur Clark III and Andrew Douglas Clark MD, PhD., along with Andy’s wife, Sara Morgan Clark. Fred’s back straightened and chest puffed out when he heard the Star Spangled Banner and his eyes teared when he heard Amazing Grace. He wouldn’t abide self important tight *censored*. Always an interested observer of politics, particularly what the process does to its participants, he was amused by politician’s outrage when we lie to them and amazed at what the voters would tolerate. His final wishes were “throw the bums out and don’t elect lawyers” (though it seems to make little difference). During his life he excelled at mediocrity. He loved to hear and tell jokes, especially short ones due to his limited attention span. He had a life long love affair with bacon, butter, cigars and bourbon. You always knew what Fred was thinking much to the dismay of his friend and family. His sons said of Fred, “he was often wrong, but never in doubt”. When his family was asked what they remembered about Fred, they fondly recalled how Fred never peed in the shower – on purpose. He died at MCV Hospital and sadly was deprived of his final wish which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a double date to include his wife, Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter to crash an ACLU cocktail party. In lieu of flowers, Fred asks that you make a sizable purchase at your local ABC store or Virginia winery (please, nothing French – the *censored*) and get rip roaring drunk at home with someone you love or hope to make love to. Word of caution though, don’t go out in public to drink because of the alcohol related laws our elected officials have passed due to their inexplicable terror at the sight of a MADD lobbyist and overwhelming compulsion to meddle in our lives. No funeral or service is planned. However, a party will be held to celebrate Fred’s life. It will be held in Midlothian, Va. Email fredsmemory@yahoo.com for more information. Fred’s ashes will be fired from his favorite cannon at a private party on the Great Wicomico River where he had a home for 25 years. Additionally, all of Fred’s friend (sic) will be asked to gather in a phone booth, to be designated in the future, to have a drink and wonder, “Fred who?”Published in the Richmond Times-Dispatch on 7/9/2006.

TimesDispatch.com | Richmond Virginia Obituary

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Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

Scientology Losing Ground To New Fictionology | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source:
LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest-growing religious organizations in the U.S., is steadily losing members to the much newer religion Fictionology.

T-shirt design: “The Internet, a Series of Tubes”

T-shirt design: “The Internet, a Series of Tubes”:
Cory Doctorow:

Piggy sez,”Inspired by Ted Stevens’ profound insight [ed: Senator Stevens reports that he believes the Internet is ‘a series of tubes’ that must be protected from Net Neutrality], I decided to silkscreen my own internet diagram T-shirt. I’ve released the template I used under the Noncommercial Creative Commons License for anyone to modify or distribute as they see fit. No attribution needed, but contributions to the ASPCA are always appreciated. And since my webserver is ‘not a truck,’ torrents are encouraged.”

Link to Illustrator File,

Link to image

(Thanks, Piggy!)

HSBC online saving rate went up to 5.05%

Nice, when I opened it it was 4.75%, then went up to 4.8% and I was like, whatev, just got another email and now it’s at 5.05%, now that’s an actual increase! ING really need to do something about their rates… I like their website better but their rate is really falling behind…

HSBCdirect.com Online Savings

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