The Onion: motocrosser quits after learning physics


“I’ve had a great run in both professional motocross and Supercross, but the more I learn about kinetic energy, momentum, and ballistics, I’m beginning to think I’ve had a pretty good run of luck, too,” said Carmichael, whose instructors said seemed particularly interested in the effects that gravity and sudden deceleration could have on a Suzuki RMZ250 four-stroke dirt bike.

Carmichael is rumored to be considering a career in NASCAR after completing courses in business and marketing.

Motocrosser Quits After Learning Physics | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source

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