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Egotastic! – Mischa Barton Sells Shoes With Her Breasts:

Marketing guy #1

Hey, lets hold some kind of Hollywood party, kind of like a premiere. We’ll have a red carpet and everything. And the company name will be plastered everywhere.

Marketing guy #2

Yeah! Then Mischa can come out and hold up the shoes, and all the paparazzi will take tons of pictures.

Marketing guy #1

Awesome! You know what would be really great? We should have Mischa in a really sexy dress, holding the shoes up next to her breasts. That way, people will be forced to look at the shoes.

Marketing guy #2

You, my friend, are a genius. An evil genius.