Jim Grabber sent me this, so true… (I got tired of finding the forum links after a while)…

The typical post goes something like this…

The typical post goes something like this…

Mercedes forum
– My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Bentley Forums
– I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums
– My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill ’em? btw, I have a record and I ain’t going back.

Mustang forums
-Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums
-Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain’t stolen yo.

Civic forums
-Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum
– The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum
– When’s the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum
– Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums
– Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum
– Are gas prices going down any time soon?

Pontiac Fiero forum
– Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum
– Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum
– Problems parallel parking at bingo.

Buick Forum
– Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum
– Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I’m from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum
– How come people don’t never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum
– Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum
– Do our cars use AAA or AA’s?

Ferrari forums
– Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums
– Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums
– Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar
– Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mini
– Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the
movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum
– I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

McLarean F1 forum
-Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum
– Where’s the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don’t forget where I’m supposed to be?

Hummer forum
– Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He’s 25 miles away. That’s $35 in gas.

Fiat forum
-Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum
– I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum
– How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?